The Lazy Shopper

Over the past couple of months I have become quite the lazy shopper. I haven't really couponed *gasp*, and I've been hitting just one store *double gasp*.

But, I really have an excuse, you know the whole first trimester thing. And by the time I get home, I'm completely wiped out, so it normally goes like this.

• Bring all the groceries in
• Unpack meat, cheeses, and cold items
• Leave the rest till later, or the next morning
  

Yup. I leave the rest sitting on the counter in their bags until after I've had a rest. I mean, I've already had to put it in the cart, haul it out to the car, and then haul it into the house, the last thing I need to do is expel more of the little energy I have on putting it all away.

Last night was different though. Since I haven't clean off my kitchen counter in forever, I couldn't fit all the groceries on it, so I dumped them on the couch. And a little two year old decided to help me. I just cleared off a shelf in the cupboard (like pushing everything to the back) and he went to town filling it up. As I was sitting there basking in the wonderfulness of having a helping toddler, I hear "thud...crack!".

All of the eggs I bought were out of the carton (but luckily still in the bag!) and out of the dozen? Only six were not broken. Fabulous. So I proceeded to finish cracking them and place them in a bowl to make scrambled eggs later. As I was cleaning up the eggs mess I hear what sounds like little beads hitting the floor.

All the jelly bellies I bought were strewn across the floor.

Yea, not so helpful anymore.